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"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

Gadget geek.

The discovery of electricity...

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Nuclear energy.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"You must understand that my total confidence in this plan of yours depends strongly on one's definition of the words 'total' and 'confidence'."

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

Careerist

Nuclear energy.

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

Wrong end of extension cord.

Manager.

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

God bless our all-electric home.

Unplugged.

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

'I'm taking static electricity for share and tell.'

"It's J.B.'s new junior executive promotion policy. . . whoever survives gets the promotion!"

F&E Cable Co. Sports. Movies. Special. 500 Channels. When you list the options in the cable package, call it "BBC America," not "The English Channel."

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

In spite of the protests from animal rights groups, doctor Clemens continues his experiments on static electricity.

'When I was young I thought wealth and power would make me happy...and I was right!'

Beluga Cruise Lines ensured that its ships would never lose power.