Power Cord Aficionado Mugs

"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"

Gadget geek.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

The discovery of electricity...

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Nuclear energy.

"You must understand that my total confidence in this plan of yours depends strongly on one's definition of the words 'total' and 'confidence'."

Careerist

Nuclear energy.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

Wrong end of extension cord.

Manager.

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

Unplugged.

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

God bless our all-electric home.

'I'm taking static electricity for share and tell.'

"It's J.B.'s new junior executive promotion policy. . . whoever survives gets the promotion!"

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

In spite of the protests from animal rights groups, doctor Clemens continues his experiments on static electricity.

'When I was young I thought wealth and power would make me happy...and I was right!'

Beluga Cruise Lines ensured that its ships would never lose power.

1749 - While grabbing a lamp before retrieving jerky from the cellar, Ben Franklin discovers static electricity.