Electricity Aficionados Mugs

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

'You're blocking up the electricity!'

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

The discovery of electricity...

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

Plasma Ball

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

Love At First Shock

Where clean coal comes from.

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"Don't rage, rage against the dying of the light, just pay the electric bill."

Nuclear energy.

Energy trap.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

And God said 'Let there be a thermonuclear power station' and there was light.

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

Ohm. He has a degree in electrical engineering!

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

The mysterious death of Mrs. Franklin.

Fracking Express

Wow! I've met some famous scientists up here! Yesterday I met Thomas Edison -- it was very illuminating! And today I met Professor Pavlov! You know who was, don't you? I'm not sure -- but the name sure rings a bell!

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

Before the Fall

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'