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"Cat box"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

"Want to trade banks with me?"

It's an I-O-Ewe.

"Something nocturnal."

"I'd like to speak to the pet store manager, please!"

'No, you may NOT see a menu.'

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

"I wasn't very interested in numbers 'til I discovered you could make money out of them."

Tourism invites money (drawbridge with pound sign).

'I'll take it!'

"My wife disposes all of my disposable income."

'I'm done with school because all I need to make a living is to know how to persuade my dad to give me money!'

"Those are my money managers."

'No No Colin! - we don't wrap Gerbils!'

Bed, Bath and Beyond.

"The tunnel leads right to the treat isle at the pet store..."

"Ideally, I'm looking for something effective, yet doesn't scream 'flea collar'."

Pop-up shop...

'Not sure if that comes in your size. Let's see if I can find someone who cares.'

'Is he WISE? You gotta be kidding!!'

Pro Shop: Missing Ball.

Woman shopping for groceries see frozen food display in an igloo.

"Fine. As long as it doesn't involve spending money."

'We already talked about this, I don't want kids.'

Hamster to other about wheel: 'This will be your work station.'

Tax

'Yeah, I use ATMs all the time, but I refer to them as 'Mom' and 'Dad'.'