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"Ere Flo, do we add VAT to every item?"

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

Online Shopping.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Self-Checkout.

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

Irregulars

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."