Pound Sign Enthusiast Pillows

Tourism invites money (drawbridge with pound sign).

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"My guess it's guacamole."

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

'So who's smoking?'

One Way - Yield

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

"Your bone."

'You need to learn to let people in.'

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

"Okay, who hasn’t eaten a McDonald’s burger in the past two days?"

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

Deadwood 25 miles

Wrong Way.

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

The times they are a changin'

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

No crawling sign in the desert.

"Say Buddy - Don't you read signs?" - Do Not Feed Bears.

Sure, it's comprehensive, but too negative.

Thank you for not urinating.

Department of Health and Safety: Knock (but not too loudly or you may suffer knuckle bruising) And Enter (Beware of tripping over the fireproof carpet).

Sign at Hospital: 'Road to Recovery ... Under Construction'

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

Confusing directions,

No Junk Mail

Signs say 'The End' and 'Gold sale is nigh'. Man says, 'Next time, let's use different sign writers.'

Danger - Slow Sand.