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"It's a simple recipe. Add politics to economics, you get tax law."

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

'Needs salt!'

"I said slime."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Witch's Brew.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

'Needs more kale.'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

'..and one for the pot.'

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."