Potholer Pillows

"I told you we were going down too deep!"

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

Monks play conkers with crucifix

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

Sportknitting

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

Tour de Pothole.

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

Spring Damage.

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

"I like running on the street. Jumping over all the potholes gives me a great workout."

"We can patch 'em, but you'd have to settle for half-decent intentions."

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

"He won't bite, but he carries with him a large repository of judgements."

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

"I hope you know that by sending me to bed I'm out of the zone now! What's Spanish for big, fat loophole?"

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Speed Limit 10 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

'How bad can hell be? At least the road to there is paved!'

Unknown

'Now there's a movement I could get behind.'

"I think the main attraction down here is it's marvellous for pot holing."

Potholing Club has pothole as entrance.

I want to know how this guy did it! I never have enough net income left for illegal fiscal evasion!'

Road Construction

'Before we closed the street and put up lights, it was a pothole.'

"Don't be silly, the one at the back is a sinkhole, all the rest are potholes."

'What sort of dirty weekend did you have in mind, potholing'

You hit that pothole pretty hard.

Road Repairs.