Pothole Navigator Pillows

Spring Damage.

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

Regretfully in/Hopefully Out.

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Road Construction.

Sidewalk the game

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

Tour de Pothole.

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

"I like running on the street. Jumping over all the potholes gives me a great workout."

A jogger being bombarded by tiny battleships in a pond.

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

"We can patch 'em, but you'd have to settle for half-decent intentions."

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

Filling up with Deersil.

'. . . Now you're an accounting elf and a putting-heads-on-dolls elf. . . Times are tough. Would you rather be the one tiny reindeer pulling the sleigh this year.'

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

Wet Paint on a Pedestrian Crossing

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Bumps in the road.

"What do you want, accuracy or plausible deniability?"

Speed Limit 10 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

'How bad can hell be? At least the road to there is paved!'

'Now there's a movement I could get behind.'

Human Cull: People who let their plants hang over the sidewalk so pedestrians can't walk past normally.

"I think the main attraction down here is it's marvellous for pot holing."

"Why didn't we think of this?"