Pothole Spotters Pillows

"Don't be silly, the one at the back is a sinkhole, all the rest are potholes."

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

"I think the milk's off!"

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Road Construction.

Leading Economic Indicator.

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

Tour de Pothole.

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

Spring Damage.

"I like running on the street. Jumping over all the potholes gives me a great workout."

Man standing at a railway station.

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

"Don't worry, everybody will be expecting an elephant in the room."

"We can patch 'em, but you'd have to settle for half-decent intentions."

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

Parking? I don't think so.

'Those set it off everytime.'

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Bumps in the road.

Speed Limit 10 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

'How bad can hell be? At least the road to there is paved!'

'Now there's a movement I could get behind.'

'Remind me to get on to the council about all the potholes in the road.'

'Look, honey. It's one of those red light running cameras.'

"I think the main attraction down here is it's marvellous for pot holing."

Rex talks about his life goals.

'Before we closed the street and put up lights, it was a pothole.'

You hit that pothole pretty hard.

"So it wasn't seagulls."

This is not a Deer.