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'Leg it - we've left our prints all over the place'

Night of the Latkes

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"He refuses to talk and he never listens."

Stupid Microwave

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

Prisoner still life painting.

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

'Peel, Spot! Peel!'

"Make it look like an accident"

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"You have such beautiful eyes."

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

The Hypnotato,

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

Sale - Eyepod.

Mash-test Dummies.

Spud U Like/Spud U Don't Like.

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

Your Dinner Is In The Potato Skin

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

'I hope you don't mind the broccoli -- I couldn't find a carrot.'

"That's it, deep fried or mashed. Do you want a job or not?"

"Is that permanent?"

"Why buy and Idaho spud when you can have a potato of distinction that grows only in the soil of northern France?"

'I was doing REALLY well, and then I sleepwalked last night and at a 20-pound bag of potatoes!'

'Psst! You could grow potatoes in that mucky ear!'

'We, too, celebrate Hallowe'en.'