Potato Print Artist Pillows

'Leg it - we've left our prints all over the place'

Night of the Latkes

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"He refuses to talk and he never listens."

Stupid Microwave

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

Prisoner still life painting.

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

'Peel, Spot! Peel!'

"Make it look like an accident"

"You have such beautiful eyes."

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

The Hypnotato,

Mash-test Dummies.

Spud U Like/Spud U Don't Like.

Your Dinner Is In The Potato Skin

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

'I hope you don't mind the broccoli -- I couldn't find a carrot.'

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

"That's it, deep fried or mashed. Do you want a job or not?"

"Is that permanent?"

"Why buy and Idaho spud when you can have a potato of distinction that grows only in the soil of northern France?"

'We, too, celebrate Hallowe'en.'

'I was doing REALLY well, and then I sleepwalked last night and at a 20-pound bag of potatoes!'

'Psst! You could grow potatoes in that mucky ear!'