Postman Pranker Prints

"Have you tried our new Postman flavor?"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Santa called but you were out!

'To make up for the decline in snail mail deliveries, I've taken to biting my master every time he gets an e-mail.'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Dog traps the postman.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

A stylized man in pyjamas

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

Beware of the Dragon

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

'Here's the junk mail.'

Beware of Doug

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"Hello, Number 6!"

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

Fine Print Letters

"I'd like a 'change of address' card."

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'