Postman Pranker Prints

"Have you tried our new Postman flavor?"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Santa called but you were out!

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

'To make up for the decline in snail mail deliveries, I've taken to biting my master every time he gets an e-mail.'

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Dog traps the postman.

A stylized man in pyjamas

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Beware of the Dragon

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

'Here's the junk mail.'

"I'd like a 'change of address' card."

Beware of Doug

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"Hello, Number 6!"

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Fine Print Letters

Postmodernist Pat, "the advent of 'electronic mail' has of course transcended the traditional 'sender-purveyor-receiver' relationship"