Postcard Pranksters Prints

'Hotel lovely, weather fine, Tom eaten by Alligator. See you soon.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

"You can always count on me."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"Which of you knows how to operate the paper shredder?"

"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"I'd like a 'change of address' card."

Back to the Holidays

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

'We're keeping Edwards because he forwards the funnier e-mails.'

Tank color choices.

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

Children in a Nursery.

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

With the evening all to herself, Kate put on her 'UPS Drivers Gone Wild' video.

"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big."