Postcard Pranksters Mugs

'Hotel lovely, weather fine, Tom eaten by Alligator. See you soon.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

"You can always count on me."

"Which of you knows how to operate the paper shredder?"

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

"I'd like a 'change of address' card."

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Back to the Holidays

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

'We're keeping Edwards because he forwards the funnier e-mails.'

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

Tank color choices.

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

Children in a Nursery.

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

Hide and Seek

"So there's this big Mother...."