Posthumous Publication Fans Pillows

"Oh, we do this for every posthumous release."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'He was a great writer'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

"I was able to get you a 2-book deal."

'We'd better patent this, so the homo sapiens can't steal it from us, like they did with the fire.'

"Just think of it, Charles – yesterday I was a caterpillar, and tomorrow I'll be dead."

Trying to rectify the Leaning Tower of Pisa

"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."

God changes calendar page to a new geologic time period.

"Hush, little baby, don't say a word. Papa's gonna buy you a mockingbird. And if that mockingbird won't sing, Papa's gonna flip out and make everyone around him anxious and miserable."

"It's the first tell-all book by a former Administration insider written entirely in iambic pentameter."

"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"

To Do List: Invent Smaller Post-It Notes.

"When I was your age I had to go out and mark my territory to send a message."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Black Kitten.

"Why is it always me? What's wrong with Edward or Siegfried or Elizabeth or Margaret? But no! It's always 'Katie bar the door!'"

'I know I'm not that affectionate, son. It's just not easy for me to give you hugs.'

'Kevin!' 'Eric! Long time no see!'

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