Post-truth Analyst Pillows

Truth

US and the EU

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

Postcards from Heaven...

"That was Brad with the Democratic weather. Now here's Tammy with the Republican weather."

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

The Human Condition

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

'Edward de Vere? -- give me a break!'

'Earth became too small. I had to opt for a bigger planet for hell.'

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

Damned if you do...

Europe

"I hope your day is going bad."

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

"I'm expecting easy confirmation."

"Look! A brave man using the medium of dance to protest against the fascist coronavirus measures of the government!"

'So do I get the job or not?'

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

'Hell grew too large for earth. I had to relocate it to a larger planet.'

Possible Merger Talks

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

'So, Bob, we've decided to do some rebranding!'

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

'How can this be heaven when there's no trees?'