Controversy Analyst Pillows

'I was not prepared for this!'

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

US and the EU

Truth

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

'Remember that Op-Ed piece you wrote last month?...'

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

'The following program contains original ideas of an educational nature and may not be suitable for all viewers. Discretion is advised.'

"I suspected barstool founder David Portnoy was racist."

LEV Trump

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."

"Look! A brave man using the medium of dance to protest against the fascist coronavirus measures of the government!"

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

Tony Blair's Apology for the Iraq War

'I think I'll write it up for 'The Journal of Controversial Research'.'

Frankenstein wears a t-shirt that states: 'Just say no to stem cell research.'

Can't I just hand it back, like an MP?

Atheist's Rule Ok.

Who should have been nominated to baseball's hall of fame 2013...

Rush Limbaugh 'apologizes' over Slutgate.

'I was expelled from school for a hate crime -- I told a little moron joke!'

Limbaugh and the GOP.

Save the Smallpox Virus t-shirt slogan

The Kommander in Khief

Career Suicide Hotline

'My career goals? Writing political attack ads would combine my love of blogging and bullying.'