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Some People Have Experienced Career-Related Suicidal Thoughts

'I was not prepared for this!'

"I've had sex with Donald Trump."

"They discovered I liked a JK Rowling tweet when I was fifteen, you?"

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

US and the EU

Truth

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

'Remember that Op-Ed piece you wrote last month?...'

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

'The following program contains original ideas of an educational nature and may not be suitable for all viewers. Discretion is advised.'

LEV Trump

"I suspected barstool founder David Portnoy was racist."

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."

"Look! A brave man using the medium of dance to protest against the fascist coronavirus measures of the government!"

Tony Blair's Apology for the Iraq War

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

'I think I'll write it up for 'The Journal of Controversial Research'.'

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

Frankenstein wears a t-shirt that states: 'Just say no to stem cell research.'

Can't I just hand it back, like an MP?

Atheist's Rule Ok.

Who should have been nominated to baseball's hall of fame 2013...

'My career goals? Writing political attack ads would combine my love of blogging and bullying.'

Government Politicians, Who Never Ever Lie

The Kommander in Khief

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