Conspiracy Analyst Pillows

John Q Public

The Anti-Agent

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Walt Disney on ice."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Alien Assumption

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

The Da Vinci Cod

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Gremlins 47

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"I remember driving to Roswell and then it goes blank."

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

Welcome: Skeptics Society

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

The evidence destroyed