Conspiracy Explorer Pillows

"My name is Shmata Rozhinkes and these are the quarantine supplies you would've had if you heeded my warnings about the cosponsors of the Covid bioweapon."

David Icke

'I'm not paranoid. . . just well informed.'

Down the anti-vax rabbit hole

"We believe every conspiracy theory we hear. That's heard mentality."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"Then what happened?"

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

Plasma Ball

Conspiracy Cat

World Financial Mafia

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

P.A.C. Sewer Tours: Supreme Court Approved Tour the Sewers & Stay Clean - Let Us Get Filthy For You.

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'

Virus Laboratory Wuhan

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

Marco Polo

Drink Me.

Invisible Man Kit

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

'If you promise to never try to openthe locked attic door, the owner will take $20,000 off!'

Monkey Handshake

'I'll never forget that day as long as I live. I was in court, delivering my final arguments in a pesky little environmental case, and I actually felt my conscience leave my body!'

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'I don't care how educationally beneficial you guys may thing it is, I am not showing you the girl's video. That's what google's for.'