Post-it Note Pranksters Pillows

'You don't repeat gossip, do you?' - 'No, she starts it.'

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

"I absolutely guarantee your workloads will not increase."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

"Which of you knows how to operate the paper shredder?"

"Will you two stop giggling every time I say 'assets'?"

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

Back to the Holidays

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"It's dress down day!"

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

"I'd like a 'change of address' card."

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

Cuckoo bird in office.

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

"I think you need to reboot your carrot."

Children in a Nursery.