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'You don't repeat gossip, do you?' - 'No, she starts it.'

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"I absolutely guarantee your workloads will not increase."

At Lego corporate headquarters.

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"Which of you knows how to operate the paper shredder?"

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"Will you two stop giggling every time I say 'assets'?"

"It's dress down day!"

Back to the Holidays

"I'd like a 'change of address' card."

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

Cuckoo bird in office.

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'