Paperwork Pranksters Pillows

Cat at desk, using mouse tail as a spike for filing papers

Filing - Defiling - 'Heh, heh, heh' - Paper Cut - 'Oh, not so funny now...'

DOH staff rquired to get sick notes after just one day!

Dog with Fetch and Bury In-Tray.

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

Bo're'droom

Here and There Trays

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

'Everyone in the company wears one, Yomp! It's what keeps us focused!'

"Everybody gets a raise."

'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"That's a Hula Hoop. I asked you to find a loophole."

Receptionist covers for boss by saying he's out of the office.

"Might you explain to me how your division managed to spend twenty-six thousand dollars on tennis balls?"

'Cancel his redundancy cheque then phone for an ambulance'

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'