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Brain and heart sweep away the negative

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Soldier armed with a pen.

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

Batman's Baby

"So, it's agreed - we lay off the stick and hit them hard with the carrot."

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

Don't Take No For an Answer

Facebook/Cambridge Analytica Scandal

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

'Please give me the strength to ask for a raise without my voice breaking into an annoying falsetto and my brow all sweaty.'

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ."

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

"In order to stay positive, we must combat the forces of evil...I mean, negativity."

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

'I'm going to use it to write letters to keep our health benefits, son...we veterans have a new battle when we get back.'

"Maybe I should cut down on the Prozac for awhile!"

'Nothing is impossible.' - 'Nonsense, I've been doing nothing for years.'

'It's know as the KT26, but you can call it Mom, since it knows more about you than your mother does.'

"It amazes me how much I've achieved in such a short time."

Fighting Covid

'After 40 years of marriage, Claude, your eternal optimism is starting to wear a little thin.'

'Would you say I'm popular?' - 'I'd say you occupy a 'low-density niche'.' - 'Is that the same as saying I'm unpopular?' - 'It's sort of a 'rebrand'.' - 'Maybe marketing isn't all bad.'

"Welcome to the grant application process

Everyday Hospice

Artistic licence

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half-empty'!?"

'Don't just sit there, people - revise, regulation, reinterpret!'

"No doom and gloom here. Julian predicts the economy will turn around by the end of the century."

"Whether we are insured for small print in our contracts?"

Umm huh....umm huh...just one more security question: what's your mother's maiden name?

The Power of Positive Self Image