Pay Raise Paladin T-Shirts

'Please give me the strength to ask for a raise without my voice breaking into an annoying falsetto and my brow all sweaty.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

Soldier armed with a pen.

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

"Mom, I got the raise. They moved me to the second floor."

"And keep in mind that the only stupid question is the one that isn't asked. Discussion?"

'Gibson, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

Facebook/Cambridge Analytica Scandal

'Don't keep complimenting them on their work, or before you know it they'll be asking for a rise.'

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

'Have you seen these figures?' - 'I refuse to answer, on the grounds it may effect my next pay rise.'

Brain and heart sweep away the negative

"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ."

'I did get a raise. Could that be it?'

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

"I agree you're due for a raise, and when you leave my office, you'll still be due for a raise!"

Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.'

"A delightful arrangement Miss Chalmers..."

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

'I like it. It reminds me of my bonus development.'

'I'm going to use it to write letters to keep our health benefits, son...we veterans have a new battle when we get back.'

'I WARNED you about community organizers!'

"Anne, you get a promotion. Jim, you get a raise. And Bob, to be politically correct, you get a participation trophy."

See district directors/refer to supervisors/apply to assistant managers/inquire of clerks/members of bureacracy demand higher wages.

'It's know as the KT26, but you can call it Mom, since it knows more about you than your mother does.'

'You hit pay dirt because you're paying us dirt!'

"So that's a 'No' to a rise then?"

Income Leap

Fighting Covid

'We haven't had a chance to formally consult everyone about the pay offer yet...'

"Welcome to the grant application process

Artistic licence

'It's called the 'Ask your boss for a raise' diet.'

'Don't just sit there, people - revise, regulation, reinterpret!'