Posing For Photos T-Shirts

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Cariactures

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Yoga with Baby

Diego Velasquez

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

"Caricatures $20"

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

The Sculptor

'Are you done yet?'

Family Portrait Abuse.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

"Great photo."

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

"now let's try one without the tusks."

Rembrandt's Selfies

Robert Charles Durman Mitchum caricature

'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'

Frida Kahlo

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

'Do you know any other poses?'

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

"Quit moving"