Posing For Photos Gifts

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Cariactures

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Yoga with Baby

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"Caricatures $20"

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

Diego Velasquez

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

Leaning Tower of Pisa

The Sculptor

'Are you done yet?'

Family Portrait Abuse.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"Great photo."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Rembrandt's Selfies

You're my Mona Lisa.

'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'

"now let's try one without the tusks."

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

"Quit moving"

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

'Do you know any other poses?'

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."