Pose Professional Gifts

"Say Jeeeeeez!"

Butterfly Woman

Yoga for Alcoholics

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"Could you keep still?"

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Yoga with Baby

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'Are you done yet?'

Making it look easy.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Besties Photo

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"Stop staring"

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

'Do you know any other poses?'

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

"Quit moving"

'Let's see those smiles.'

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!"

I love Yoga

Sign on the door of the yoga class is upside down.

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

Easter egg yoga

Whatever

"You have Tech-neck."