Pose Practitioner Gifts

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Yoga for Alcoholics

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"Could you keep still?"

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Yoga with Baby

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'Are you done yet?'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Making it look easy.

Besties Photo

"Stop staring"

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

"Quit moving"

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

'Do you know any other poses?'

'Let's see those smiles.'

Yoga

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

Cat yoga

"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!"

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

"Say Jeeeeeez!"

I love Yoga

Sign on the door of the yoga class is upside down.

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

Very Advanced Yoga

Easter egg yoga