Photo Pose Pro Gifts

Getting lawyers to smile for a picture. Say "fees"!

Yoga for Alcoholics

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"Could you keep still?"

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Yoga with Baby

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'Are you done yet?'

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

Making it look easy.

"Stop staring"

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

"Quit moving"

'Do you know any other poses?'

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

'He's entering wildlife photographer of the year.'

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

"Say Jeeeeeez!"

Easter egg yoga

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

I love Yoga

Sign on the door of the yoga class is upside down.

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

"You have Tech-neck."

'And for our next yoga exercise we'll do Vrikshasana, the tree pose.'

Quick, take a photo - it's her first ironic smile!

Selfie

"That's not a Picasso - that's Joe in his yoga pose."

"What, did you think I could only do dog pose?"