"You'll never eat all that. Your problem is your eyes are bigger than your stomach."
Portion Humorist Gifts
Are you shopping for someone who loves to crack jokes and enjoy witty banter? Our collection for humorists includes funny mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that showcase their sharp sense of humor and creative spirit. Whether it's a gift to make them smile or to bring some laughter into their daily routine, you'll find something that captures their playful personality and creative flair.
"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
They're Not Just That Into It
UK/US Free Trade Deal
No-Work Orange
Trump! The Musical
"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"
I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me
"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."
'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'
'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'
Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam
"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"
'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'
Uncle Donnie
"Beware of Don"
European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.
Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy
CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'
John F. Kennedy
Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000
"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"
'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'
"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."
'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'
"I'm the worst president ever...the best!"
"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."
"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."
2020 Republican Party National Convention
Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer
After working out in the congressional gym, I feel like a lean, mean, legislating machine.
Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time
'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'
Portion Humorist Gifts Collection
Portion Humorist Mugs
Explore our range of funny mugs designed for humorists—perfect for brightening their mornings with a dash of wit.
Portion Humorist Pillows
Add humor and comfort to any space with our witty pillows, a great gift for any humor enthusiast.
Portion Humorist Prints
Discover witty prints that celebrate creative humor—ideal for framing and inspiring a smile every day.
Portion Humorist T-Shirts
Find the ideal humorous t-shirt for the creative jokester in your life—funny, clever, and uniquely theirs.