Portable Loo Connoisseur Pillows

"I'd give that one a miss. It's reached the pyramid stage."

Biofelineism

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"You're never home."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'Thanks for coming out with me. I really needed a caffeine fix.'

I break for toilet paper

Coffee Time Crossword

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

Portalouvre

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

Mangle

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.

'How about instead of eye of newt and toe of frog we order pizza?'

"They only buy one cup of coffee and then spend all day playing with a ball of yarn."

"Well, no wonder they're more producive than us."

"This procedure should help you relax. We're going to surgically remove the coffee cup from your hand."

'Coffee overload.'

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

"This computer uses artificial intelligence to think like a human being...so it needs coffee in the morning to get it going!"

"I'll take a latte with Mocha, Vanilla, Caramel, Hazelnut, Cinnamon, Chai, White Chocolate, Pumpkin Spice, Gingerbread, Butterscotch and Marshmallow. Hold the whipped cream, I'm on a diet."