Convertible Connoisseur Pillows

'Relax - they'll never get beyond the first underpass.'

Man and dog hang their tongues out in the wind while driving.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

"Aye, now that I'm retired, the can opener seemed more practical."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

Bleak House

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

The Hybrid

Charles Dickens.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

"If I can control everyone around me it would help my damaged self esteem."

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

"I found him at a garage sale."

2020 Panic Room

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.