Convertible Connoisseur Pillows

'Relax - they'll never get beyond the first underpass.'

Man and dog hang their tongues out in the wind while driving.

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"Aye, now that I'm retired, the can opener seemed more practical."

Moliere

Bleak House

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Charles Dickens.

The Hybrid

C Day Lewis.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

He comes by sometimes to tell me he quit my job, bought a convertible and is going to open a brewpub. Midlife crisis actor.

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

"If I can control everyone around me it would help my damaged self esteem."

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

2020 Panic Room

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

"I found him at a garage sale."