Convertible Enthusiast Pillows

'It only takes a minute to erect the hood, or five minutes if the family helps.'

Traffic sign warning driver, on a road trip, of hazard ahead.

Hair Blowers/convertible

Inverted Horizon Next 4 Miles

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

He comes by sometimes to tell me he quit my job, bought a convertible and is going to open a brewpub. Midlife crisis actor.

'I will laugh again, although it may not be until I read that you and your **** car have been found at the bottom of the canyon!'

'Finally, it's better to be bald.'

"I found him at a garage sale."

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"I need to tinkle."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Under pressure.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Deflator mouse

Useless add-ons.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Motor Tourism

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."