Convertible Lovers Pillows

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Route 666

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

Blend Schools

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

Distance to horizon varies.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Snow Bridge.

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."