Lunar Loo Enthusiast Pillows

Moon's Portaloo.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

High-gravity baseball

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Moon: Made in China

Planting by the Moon.

Parking meter on the moon.

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Sun and the Moon step out.

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Moon Souvenirs

"You have twenty eight days to live."

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."

The First Man to Ride the Moon

Bee Astronaut Mired in the Honey Moon.

'Now let's explore your dark side.'

A full moon

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Music from the moon.

"Nice, but not Pavarotti''

"Here it comes!"

The moon used to be a ghostly, unreachable companion in the night sky. Men and women would gaze at it at night, and its mystery would get them in the mood for lovin'. House of Java . Net Cybercafe. Then NASA had to go louse it all up by sending people there. It took decades of us giving up and abandoning the moon for it to start to seem untouchable again. Just last year, it finally regained its magic ... Then China went and landed on it. I still don't think you can sue China.

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

Lunar Exhibit.

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)