Lunar Loo Enthusiast Gifts

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

High-gravity baseball

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Planting by the Moon.

Moon: Made in China

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

Parking meter on the moon.

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Sun and the Moon step out.

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Moon Souvenirs

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

A full moon

"You have twenty eight days to live."

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

Bee Astronaut Mired in the Honey Moon.

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."

The First Man to Ride the Moon

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

Music from the moon.

"Here it comes!"

'Now let's explore your dark side.'

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

The dark side of the moon