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"I'd give that one a miss. It's reached the pyramid stage."

Biofelineism

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"This stool shall pass."

Law School teacher.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"You're never home."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

'Thanks for coming out with me. I really needed a caffeine fix.'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

I break for toilet paper

Coffee Time Crossword

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Portalouvre

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

Mangle

Moon's Portaloo.

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

the Morning Joe team.

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.

"They only buy one cup of coffee and then spend all day playing with a ball of yarn."

'How about instead of eye of newt and toe of frog we order pizza?'

You've been extending Randy credit to buy food and drinks? You've no right! That's thousands of dollars. Have you any idea what that … Armstrong? Defibrillator. C'mon, really. It's not that bad. Okay, fine, make a show of it. Defibrillator! And a coroner.

"Well, no wonder they're more producive than us."

"This procedure should help you relax. We're going to surgically remove the coffee cup from your hand."

"I'll take a latte with Mocha, Vanilla, Caramel, Hazelnut, Cinnamon, Chai, White Chocolate, Pumpkin Spice, Gingerbread, Butterscotch and Marshmallow. Hold the whipped cream, I'm on a diet."

'Coffee overload.'

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.