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'You want to borrow a tampon?!'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Fly fishing.

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Crisis'

Lavatory Waterfall

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

New York Scatological Society

I break for toilet paper

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.

WC problem.

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'

Toilet humour

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

Mummy Toilet Roll.

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

"So tell me about your last poop."

Frog Flycatcher.