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Departures - Portaloo.

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

Portalouvre

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

"And you guys said I was 'gross'."

The Space Station's Temporary Toilet.

"I'd give that one a miss. It's reached the pyramid stage."

Asian Travel: 'Absolutely do NOT book anyplace without a western toilet!'

Portal Loo

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

'Where's the loo please?'

Man mistakes portable table for a church confessional.

'And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!'

Hell's Restrooms.

Man uses encyclopaedia to try to decipher trendy signs for toilets in pub: pens and cobs

Absence of public toilets and prostate problems.

Woman looking at a vending machine for feminine hygiene products in a public restroom that reads "Unsanitary napkins".

Ski Toilets

These toilets are regularly checked by a member of staff.

'How do I feel? Right now I feel relieved!'

Drying your hands on trousers.

Toilet 'Thinking Area.'

A Sign Your Job Search is Getting Desparate.

Yin Yang bathrooms.

"Joey...I need you spending more time helping customers."

Hand washer.

Again I'm sorry, Judith, but there's somethin' wrong with that boy, He hasn't had a drink in weeks, Yet here I am, about to stop for the 4th time so he can use the restroom,

"Did someone just have verbal diarrhoea?"

'Please direct me to a restroom NOW.'

Parade of Boats 2:30