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It's mom. She's at the police station. What now? I'll go bail her out. West Fester Police. No one told me they made it a crime to leave oversized zucchini on someone's porch.

Night of the Latkes

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"Apple harvest."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'Where are you going?'

Cow Pollen

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

"I dread these W.I. meetings

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

"It was worth a try."

Go Veggie...

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

History's First Prop Gag

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

It's not a fortune - it's a list of food code violations at the Chinese restaurant next door.

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

'Remember, Son, to occasionally take time to stop and pee on the roses.'

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

"I've just sacked the gardener as you said Dear.."

Drones Unlimited

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

"Here's Pollen!"

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'