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Night of the Latkes

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"Apple harvest."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'Where are you going?'

Cow Pollen

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"I dread these W.I. meetings

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

Go Veggie...

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

"It was worth a try."

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

'Remember, Son, to occasionally take time to stop and pee on the roses.'

"I've just sacked the gardener as you said Dear.."

"Here's Pollen!"

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

Drones Unlimited

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

Here's the plan: we ask for a pet bunny this Easter, then it eats all the broccoli in in the garden this summer.