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"Root of all evil, and step on it."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The first car accident.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Early photobombing

"Admit it, we're lost."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

"I think we overordered."

'Where are you going?'

'Jurassic Pork.'

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

Cover story: Plant World.

"You spoil that Hamster."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

The Proctolosaur

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.