Horticultural Prankster Gifts

"Root of all evil, and step on it."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The first car accident.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Early photobombing

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Admit it, we're lost."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

'Where are you going?'

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

"I think we overordered."

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

The Proctolosaur

Cover story: Plant World.

"You spoil that Hamster."

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.