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"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

Man and woman buying furniture.

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

Two portraits kissing each other

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Tedious Romantic.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

Curtains haberdashery

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"We missed Fashion Week!"

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"