Porcelain Perfectionist T-Shirts

'Porcelain! I must have porcelain!'

"You may be more familiar with her maiden name, Kelly, Grace Kelly."

The wonderful world of cheese.

You're the puff in my pastry!

Picking pastries.

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Needs salt!'

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Baking

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Cookery Lesson.

'Quick, press control Z!'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

Come dine with me!

American Pastry

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Sleeping on the Job

'..and one for the pot.'

I Bake. Deal with it.

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

"Quit moving"

The battle of the pianos.

Here's one I made earlier.

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

Artisanal Pottery

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

Great Painting