Popularity Pillows

'Talk about snooty. She was listed as 'most likely to be googled' in the class yearbook.'

"Of course we still like you, Mark, but Joey has more friends on social media!"

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

Uptown Escort Service...you can be a celebrity: Entourages available.

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

"Don't worry...Hernando is the kind of guy women dream about. You're the kind of guy they actually get."

"Want to know how many Facebook 'likes' you'll have when you die?"

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

vaccine wars.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

The Style of Elements

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Look! No hands!"

"You've changed."

Likes: $2.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Bloody hell!"

American Idle.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Kritik's Korner

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"