Pop Quiz Hero Pillows

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

Music Quiz

I lost as a contestant on the quiz show, but they gave me this lovely parting gift...

'Hi Peter, it's Chris Tarrant here, from 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?''

'I'm sorry, I won't be home for supper love, I've got detention.'

Pub Quiz

"School is a lot like life. It's hours and hours of boredom...interrupted by the occasional moment of panic."

Big Quiz. -900. +4800. +7230. Ernie, can you believe he calls himself a "smart appliance"?

'And your specialist subject is the Invisible Man films?'

"And now - Tomas de Torquemada, you have two minutes on your specialized subject; 'The sketches of Monty Python...'"

Pub quiz night. Man says 'Oh no, look who's in ..' Three Wise Men sit at adjacent table.

"Had to make a few changes for the American market."

Pub quiz dolphin - "He may possess a unique intellect but does he know the capital of Algeria?"

"Greetings earthling. Take us to your celebrities!"

"Damn it! Ask something on the Franco-Prussian War!"

"I'm afraid 'b*****d if I know' just won't do..."

Pop Quiz: 'Which came first, Tizer or Tango?'

"What do you know? We were mentioned in the recipe section of this publication."

Gesundheit! Your allergies to chalk acting up again, Ms. Weatherspoon?

You shouldn't knock them back so quickly. I had one stolen once!

This is your soul we're talking about, Mr Bagley! Please stop shouting 'DEAL OR NO DEAL' all the time!

Bad news chaps! It's Emoti-Kong!

UK bid to hold p***-up in a brewery championship fails.