Pub Quiz Darling Pillows

Before the Internet

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

You have had enough

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

You give dives a bad name. Somebody has to!

Music Quiz

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

Pub Quiz

'I'm sorry, I won't be home for supper love, I've got detention.'

JOE'S BAR: Treadmill available: relax, while it walks your dog'

'Looks like there's been another crackdown on truth in advertising regulations.'

Pub quiz night. Man says 'Oh no, look who's in ..' Three Wise Men sit at adjacent table.

Pub quiz dolphin - "He may possess a unique intellect but does he know the capital of Algeria?"

Pop Quiz: 'Which came first, Tizer or Tango?'

"What do you know? We were mentioned in the recipe section of this publication."

You shouldn't knock them back so quickly. I had one stolen once!

'Do you spend all your time here?' 'No, I sometimes go to the Crown.'

UK bid to hold p***-up in a brewery championship fails.

"Verily, I doth detest these mock Stone Age taverns."

'What's your best seller?'

Pub Quiz: 'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Mind Your Valuable Grey Matter

Pub quiz: '...How long before we get a decent menu in here?'

"You appear well versed in industry practices, but meet us at the hotel bar for trivia so we can determine the broader range of your knowledge."