Pub Quiz Warrior Pillows

Trivia night - the arrival of God causes worry amongst the other competitiors.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

Music Quiz

"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."

"In actual fact, most pubs these days cater for kids." (Toddler served milk at bar).

Pub Quiz

'I'm sorry, I won't be home for supper love, I've got detention.'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

OWZAT...The beer-mat-flipping champion sets a new world record!

Pub quiz dolphin - "He may possess a unique intellect but does he know the capital of Algeria?"

Pub quiz night. Man says 'Oh no, look who's in ..' Three Wise Men sit at adjacent table.

"What do you know? We were mentioned in the recipe section of this publication."

Pop Quiz: 'Which came first, Tizer or Tango?'

'And what makes you think you're good enough for the darts team?'

UK bid to hold p***-up in a brewery championship fails.

'Do you spend all your time here?' 'No, I sometimes go to the Crown.'

"A tax inspector dies and ends up in hell.... Than't's the funniest joke I've heard all night."

You shouldn't knock them back so quickly. I had one stolen once!

'World cup. Big screen TV. See England get knocked out in 3D!'

Pub Quiz: 'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Mind Your Valuable Grey Matter