Pop Music Industry Professional Pillows

"I dunno...all these boy bands look alike to me!"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Anna Calvi

George Michael

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Elvis Presley

Michael Jackson

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Musical notes bubble gum.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

The last song before the party exploded.

Tina Turner

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

George Martin

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

Elton John

Sid Sinatra.

Ray Davies

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Robbie Williams

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

The First 3-D Thanksgiving